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John Egbert ecto_biologist		➇➇➇➇➇➇➇➇
So I guess John and I are matesprits now. I'm totally cool with that. Why wouldn't I be? I'm perfect, he's not totally perfect but close enough, so we're perfect together.

Gamzee Makara termcapricious		➑➇➇➇➇➇➇➇
I wouldn't be the same person I am now without Gamzee. He always believed in me even when I didn't deserve it. Especially when I didn't deserve it. Even with the Bard, he's one of the best trolls I know.

Maka Albarn togana_keiri		➑➇➇➇➇➇➇➇
If I didn't have Kanaya, and I guess I don't now, Maka would be my next choice for moirail. I can't think of the last time I got along with someone so well. Oh, wait. Yeah I can.

Nepeta Leijon n3p3ta		➑➇➇➇➇➇➇➇
With Equius gone, the burden obviously falls on me to keep an eye out for her. Even though I don't have any eyes to spare! She's getting along fine without my help anyway. She doesn't need me.

Allen Walker walker_san		➑➑➇➇➇➇➇➇
He's Maka's friend, which means he's my friend. He owes me food the next time we're in a place with an oven. And... I don't know, he's not a bad person. He gives a shit about me, so. So that's weird.

Axel memorizethefire		➑➑➇➇➇➇➇➇
Eeeeeeeeh. Axel's still cool in my book, we just don't talk nearly as much as I want, and for someone like me to say that you know something's up. He's still probably got a lot to show me.

Feferi Peixes cuttlefishcull		➑➑➇➇➇➇➇➇
I guess I don't have much choice but to bump her up on this. I've told her things that I would never admit to anybody else. She can't always help, but she wants to, and that's... something.

Lucas Lee bbcarrotcooler		➑➑➇➇➇➇➇➇
We're going to ruin this facility together and it's going to be beautiful. Him, me, and that Todd guy. What is it with me hanging out around Ramona's ex-matesprits anyway?

Ramona Flowers hairlikethis		➑➑➇➇➇➇➇➇
I don't know what me and Ramona are! She obviously recognizes my greatness, so that's where most of these non-hate things are coming from. I guess I can afford to keep her around. For now.

Dave Strider ironicpurposes		➑➑➑➇➇➇➇➇
All right, Strider can stay. I don't go out of my way to talk to him, but that means he doesn't go out of his way to talk to me. That's just the way I like it with most humans.

Eddie Riggs kingroadie		➑➑➑➇➇➇➇➇
Eddie is an okay guy. Feferi likes him, and Feferi has decent taste in these kinds of things. He's a great storyteller when he's talking about apocalypses and geneses.

Jade Harley crystalanthemum		➑➑➑➇➇➇➇➇
You know, you'd think after shoving my face in her nook and getting my face sucked by her she'd be higher up on this list. But nope. I don't know what that means. Stupid sisters of my matesprit.

Sollux Captor psionichax0r		➑➑➑➇➇➇➇➇
Look who made up with Sollux on a realistic timespan. Honestly I'm just glad we can talk like normal trolls, because he's always been fun to screw with. But not in a totally mean way.

Terezi Pyrope sw33t_just1c3		➑➑➑➇➇➇➇➇
I'm proud to call her my scourge sister, even if she doesn't think we should start calling ourselves that again. We swing like a hanged scalemate between friends and not, but I like that.

Todd Ingram supervegan		➑➑➑➇➇➇➇➇
Honestly I forget how it started, but me, him, and Lucas are kind of a power trio now. And that's for the best, since we're all the best in our respective fields! I guess that's a good kind of surprise.

Aradia Megido whipsw00p		➑➑➑➑➇➇➇➇
She's giving me a second chance, and it's one I totally don't deserve, too. It's kind of great what apologizing can do, even if you don't like doing it over and over and over and over.

Kishin Asura ohfuckitsscary		➑➑➑➑➇➇➇➇
Black Square is the most interesting person in the entire facility. Try to fight me on that. You won't win! It's impossible. I almost don't even want to pin him down. Almost.

Razputin "Raz" Aquato callforakiller		➑➑➑➑➇➇➇➇
Have you ever met somebody that you just wanted to punch? I mean, seriously, this guy called Eridan a rational thinker. People who think like that just need to get hit.

Sasha Nein truepsychictale		➑➑➑➑➇➇➇➇
Yeah, I'm starting to think I definitely misjudged this guy. I mean, he's still an asshole, don't get me wrong, but he's slightly more tolerable than most of the asshole humans I know.

Stocking sugarfucking		➑➑➑➑➇➇➇➇
She's pretty dumb. But she has this weird endless supply of human candy that I have no idea where it comes from. Apparently the doctors took her soul this one time. Weird.

Tsubaki Nakatsukasa demonswordmode		➑➑➑➑➇➇➇➇
Okay. Maybe I was wrong about her. She's not as bad as I thought she was, and nowhere near as stupid. But I thought she was pretty dumb to start with, so I guess she could only move up.

Amalia Sheran Sharm organicroyalty		➑➑➑➑➑➇➇➇
I am going to find her and beat up her puppet, then beat her up too. She's a plant person? Or something? It's dumb, but she has powers, so she's interesting. I guess. Mostly I just want her hair.

Eridan Ampora caligulasaqua		➑➑➑➑➑➇➇➇
Everything we used to have just fizzled out all of a sudden. I don't hate him anywhere near as much as I thought I did. We're just kind of getting on each other's nerves now. ::::\

Hanna Cross livelygolem		➑➑➑➑➑➇➇➇
God, he needs to make it less easy to troll him. And he needs to stop asking so many dumb questions! This makes him my next perpetual victim. Get ready, Cross.

Matthew Patel myfieryballs		➑➑➑➑➑➇➇➇
Please! Of all of Flowers' ex-matesprits, this guy is the most pathetic and the least worthy of my time! He's got all the self-confidence and fashion sense of Tavros, for crying out loud!

Patchouli Knowledge patchworkwisdom		➑➑➑➑➑➇➇➇
Look at her with her holier-than-thou attitude. Doesn't she know I'm the only one allowed to pull that off? Besides I'm pretty sure I know more about this place than she does anyway.

Tavros Nitram bullskylark		➑➑➑➑➑➇➇➇
I don't care that we're on speaking terms. He blew it and he blew it hard. I hope you treat the next girl that likes you the same way you treated me. Maybe then you'll learn something, Nitram.

Kenzi onteamdyson		➑➑➑➑➑➑➇➇
Who the hell does this bitch think she is? Coming into my corner of the hedge maze, trying to steal my rightfully stolen treasure. Plus she tried to get Lucas killed. Fuck her.

Jack Noir hesalreadyhere		➑➑➑➑➑➑➑➑
The fucking Demon is here, how the hell do you think I feel about it?

HEY YOU if I left you off of here please let me know! (Last update: 6/22)